I Love You-Those Three
Words Have My Live In Them.
Sunday 29 September 2013
Thursday 26 September 2013
Monday 23 September 2013
Like Bread;
Love Doesn't Sit There
Like A Stone. It Has To
Be Made Like Bread;
Remade All The Time,
Made New.
Fame Is D Scentless Sunflower
Fame Is D Scentless Sunflower,
With Gudy Crown Of Gold ---
But Frndship Is A Breathing
Rose With Sweet Frag4rance
In Every Fold..........
A Jin And Bottle
U Found A Jin A Bottle &
He Said 2 U
Name Me Ur Wish N U Said Make
Me
Gorgeous...He Replied I Grant
Wishes, Not Miracles!!
Stupid Question
At The Dentist When
He's Sticking Pointed
Objects In Your Mouth.....
Stupid Question :
Tell Me If It Hurts?
Answer :
No It Won't
It Will Just Bleed.
Stupid Question
When You See A
Friend/Colleague With
Evidently Shorter Hair......
Stupid Question:
Hey Have You Had A Haircut?
Answer :
No Its Autumn And
I'm Shedding.
The Husband Leaned Over
The Husband Leaned Over
Made A Wish And
Threw In A Penny.
The Wife Decided To
Make A Wish Too
Much Fell Into The Well
And Drowned
The Husband Was
Stunned
For A While
But Then Smiled
''It Really Works!''
Brain Is Most Outstanding
The Human Brain Is Most
Outstanding Thing.........
It Functions 24hrs 365
Days......
Don't People Stop
Why Don't People
Stop On Red Signal?
Red Color Stands For Danger
When The Red Signal Is On
They
Think There Must Be Some
Danger
Around So They Run Away
With Out Wasting Any Time.
Yourr Age
Someone Asked Me About Ur
Age,
Well I Said...... The Way U
Dress Up Look Like 19 Ur
Skin-15 Ur Smile-17,
Ur Face-16....So All In All
67 Yrs!!
Who Kills You
Doctor : A Person Who Kills Your Ills
By Pills, And Kills You With
His Bills.
________________________________________
Who Shakes Your Hand
Politician : One Who Shakes
Your
Hand Before Elections And
Your
Confidence After.
She Had Give Birth To Eight Children
A Proud Mother Telephoned A
Newspaper To Announced She
Had Give
Birth To Eight Children. The Line
Was
Bad And The Telephones Did
Not Hear
The Message. Would You Repeat
That'
She Asked Not If I Can Help
It
''Said The Mother.
Doctor I've Got A Pain In My Left Leg
Old Lady: Doctor I've Got
A Pain In My Left Leg
Doctor (After Examining Her):
It's Caused By Old Age.
Old Lady: Nonsense. My Right
Leg Is All Right And It's
As Old As The Left Leg.
A Girl Asked....
A Girl Asked Her Friend Why
Are You
Wearing A Wedding Ring In The
Wrong
Finger? The Other Answered To
Show Other That I Was Married
To The
Wrong Person.''
Individuals Who Can Do
Committee: Individuals Who
Can Do
Nothing Individually And Sit
To Decide
That Nothing Can Be
Done Together.
A The Only Time Some Married
Yawn: A The Only Time Some
Married Men Ever Ever Get To
Open Their Mouth.
I've Got Some Good News
Well, Mrs. Maria,
I've Got Some Good News
For You .It 'S Nit Mrs. Maria.
In That Case I've Got
Some Bad News For You.
Something Are Made For Each Other
Something Are Made For Each Other
Eg : Shoe And Socks, Soap And
Water
Paper And Pen Shirt And Pant
Me And YOU.
The Confidant Stood Up In The Clock
The Confidant Stood Up In The Clock
And Said To The Judge Don't
Recognize
This Court''. Why? Asked The
Judge,
''Because You Have Had It
Decorated
Since The Lest Time I Was
Here.''
Do You Know The Similarity Between
Do You Know The Similarity Between?
''Dinosaurs'' & ''Decent Girls?''
Answer:
Both Don't Exist On Earth!!!
Dhamyal Jail Ordered 999
Dhamyal Jail Ordered 999
Shirts And 1000 Pants
For Its Inmates.
Tell Why This Odd Combination
?
Answer : Bcoz Shaan Is
Coming And He Hardly
Wear Shirts!!!
Office: A Place Where You Can Relax
Office: A Place Where You Can Relax
After Your Strenuous Home
Life.
Love Is Like
Love Is Like Swallowing
Hot Chocolate It Takes
You By Surprise At First,
But Keeps You Warm For A Long
Time.
A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick
A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick
Designed
By Nature To Stop Speech
When Words Become
Superfluous.
Love Is A Fruit In Season At Al
Love Is A Fruit In Season At All
Times, And Within The
Reach Of Every Hand.
When you have a good heart
When you have a good heart:
You help too much.
You trust too much.
You give too much.
You love too much.
And it always seems
you hurt the most
You help too much.
You trust too much.
You give too much.
You love too much.
And it always seems
you hurt the most
The Minute I Heard My First Love Story
The Minute I Heard My First
Love Story,
I Stared Looking For You,
Not Knowing How Blind That
Was.
Saturday 21 September 2013
May no gift be too small to
May no gift be too small to
give,
nor too simple to receive,
Which is wrapped in
thoughtfulness and
tied with love.
True love doesn't have a happy
True love doesn't have a
happy ending:
True love doesn't have an
ending.
Love is equal and pure
Love is equal and pure,
Without violent
demonstrations:
it is seen with white
hairs and is always
Young in the heart.
My love that shall not die
My love that shall not die,
Till the sun grows cold,
And the stars grow old.
True love cannot be
True love cannot be
found where it truly
does not exist, Nor
can it be hidden where it
truly does.
Need me without demanding
Need me without demanding
Want me without restrictions
For a love so free...
Will never for away.
Loves doesn't make the world go
Loves doesn't make the world
go
round, love is what makes
the ride worthwhile.
Husbands ought to love their wives as
Husbands ought to love their
wives as
their own bodies. He who
loves
his wife loves himself.
I'd like to run away from you
I'd like to run away from
you, But if
you didn't come And find
me....
I would die.
You may only be one person
You may only be one person
to the world But you may
also be the world to one
person.
I only wish to be the fountain
I only wish to be the fountain
of love from which you drink,
Every drop promising
eternal passion.
Love is that condition
Love is that condition
in which the happiness
of another person is
essential to your own.
I would fly you to the moon and
I would fly you to the moon and back
if you'll be....if you'll be
my baby.
Only love let's us see normal things in
Only love let's us see normal
things in an extraordinary
way.
Love is not a matter counting the years...But
Love is not a matter counting
the
years...But making the years
count.
You don't love a woman because
You don't love a woman
because
she's beautiful, She is
beautiful
She is beautiful you love
her.
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